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| So Huckabee lost. But I still love him. Unless he gets the VP nom, this year's election is going to be very disappointing. Anyhow, I probably won't do anymore Xanga blogging because I'm using a new blog site, http://www.alivenotdead.com/jamesmar . I'll probably put less stupid stuff on there and post more of the slightly impersonal inane "who gives a crap" opinionated life stuff that people usually post. Plus blurbs on my work and thoughts on entertainment. To my readers I mean single reader, thanks for dropping by on occasion, Loren (ha ha). | | |
| Ok, I know not many people read my xanga. Even less are people I actually know, cause friends drift away and my personality isn't the type that attracts attention unfortunately. Therefore, I think I can feel in complete confidence in confessing a little bit more of my hidden psyche. That's right, if there's one good thing to point out amidst a miserable situation, it's being able to talk freely with little consequence or embarrassment. I'm going to share one of my DEEPEST, DARKEST, SMELLIEST SECRET that nobody should know about.... I tried holding it in, but this one, couldn't take it anymore. I had to let it loose. If you know me, and want to keep your pristine image of me intact, please do not read on.
This is James Mar..... *secrets*
....this one time, me and my parents went to check out this decked out multimillion dollar model home community for fun. You know, an open house only it's super luxurious. It's the type where overly friendly sales people show you around and in this case, lots of fancy rich people who drive fancy rich cars were attracted to this sort of thing. And these houses--no.. these mansions were REALLY high class impressive. The mansion was closing soon and unfortunately, I found myself and my bowels to be in disagreement. Luckily, I looked around and found the model's working restroom. I got in for some number quality two action. After finishing my fragrant business, I wiped, washed, got out and left in the nick of time....
 *highlight to read my dirty secret*
ONLY, I DIDN'T FLUSH!!!!!!!!
*highlight to read my dirty secret*
James Mar..... *secrets*
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Anything you can do,
I can do worse.
I can do anything
poorer than you.
Guess you suck.
Yes, I suck. Guess
you suck.
Yes, I suck. Guess
you suck.
Yes, I suck.
Yes, I suck!
Anything you can be
I can be worse.
Sooner or later,
I'm more obnoxious than you.
You’re annoying. Yes, I am.
You’re annoying. Yes, I am.
You’re ANNOYING. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am! | | |
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